CBS had an “exclusive” report on how Duke Cunningham briber Mitch Wade didn’t do such a good job of detecting roadside bombs in Iraq.

I’m shocked — shocked! — to learn that Cunningham used classified earmarks to sneak money to his friend’s company, MZM. And get this, the congressman’s friend was bribing him with yachts and antiques! The earmarks were a waste of money!  Soldiers got totally screwed! And it could happen again today because Congress is still stuffed with dirtbags!

Hey Couric & Co, you really knocked that one out of the park.