More fun with Wikiscanner: The U.S. Senate

Following up on yesterday’s post, I decided to look at anonymous postings from the U.S. Senate on Wikipedia. Here’s what senators and/or their staff have contributed to the general body of Internet knowledge:

  • Things You Didn’t Know About Sen. Robert Byrd, D-WVa.: “Robert is 180 years old.”
  • Things You Didn’t Know About Sen. Ken Salazar, D-Colo.: “Salazar has also earned the nickname ‘Shifty Eyes’ Salazar due to his constant and rapid screening of the Senate chamber.”
  • Things You Didn’t Know About Cow Tipping: “In Arkansas, however, anything is possible. DUDE you GOTTA tip em with a pickup truck. Yeeeeaaahhhh…city boy.”
  • Things You Didn’t Want to Know About a Dirty Sanchez: “When performed as a masturbatory act, the practice is also refered to as a ‘Bauer‘ – and involves the participant smearing their own feces under their nose.” (Note: this computer was later used to edit out an unflattering reference from former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist’s page)
  • Things You Didn’t Know about Zak Baig: “Zak, also known as Zackaroo, currently works for U.S. Senator David Vitter as his projects director.”
  • More Things You Didn’t Know About Zak Baig: “Zak is Kyle Ruckert‘s hero. Kyle wishes he could be more like Zak.” (Ruckert is Vitter’s chief of staff)
  • Still More Things You Didn’t Know About Zak Baig: “Zak‘s arch enemy is Kyle Ruckert. This is attributable to the fact that Kyle is better than Zak at everything, including fantasy football, life, and spelling (ref: ‘arch enemey’ used as 2 words).”

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